he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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