found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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