no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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