Whod you bang
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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