This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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