Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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