I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I got inside last night via doggy door
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
