New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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