too bad you live with your parents still
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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