yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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