doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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