Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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