No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
When are your genitals available?
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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