Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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