Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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