Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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