we're blogging at a bar
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.