it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.