Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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