We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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