But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How drunk are you?
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