in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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