You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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