so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I don't deserve a penis
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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