And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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