he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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