You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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