Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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