I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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