Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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