so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Randomize
