They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
