awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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