Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
