she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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