Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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