The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
