why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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