he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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