so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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