I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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