No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
