idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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