very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
