my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You have to summon your inner elephant
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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