this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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