just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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