Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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