I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So. Much. Porn.
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