Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.