She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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