Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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