scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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