me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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