Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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