i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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