I'll bet she douches with gravy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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