Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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